Phyllis' Blog

Michael Jackson’s Memorial

phyllisd — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:06:49 +0000

Today I watched Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service on Fox News. It was very well put on for such a short time to plan. Every one that spoke was terrific especially the Congresswoman, Brooke Shields and Al Sharpton. It was truly awesome and a great way to remember the king forever. Not sure whether or not the daughters speech was staged or not.

Michael Jackson’s Secret Girlfriend…

phyllisd — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:38:13 +0000

It’s me!!! NAHT

FAIL!!!

phyllisd — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:32:56 +0000

4th of July is Saturday!

Billy Mays

phyllisd — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:01:28 +0000

Today, I have found out that my very favorite celebrity, legandary pitchmen Billy Mays has died. I loved Billy very much so and I am distraught over his death. First the king of pop now the king of pitchmen, What did I do to deserve this?

My Day

phyllisd — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:47:36 +0000

Today I was rolling down a hill after I fell and I was so pissed! Everybody was hatin’ on me, it was so rude! The cops came around and said I was to dirty to be rolling around. I WAS Dirty from rolling around!!!! I ran and they tried to catch me. I drove away very fast and my music was so loud, they were hot on my ass and continued to try to catch me!!!! I DID NOTHING!!! I leaned I was tensed something about a TV and Playstation I am crazy, but no babies yet! I also had a full clipped pistol! The cops sill hated me. My speakers were still there and the music was still loud. The coppers rolled up. Windows down no allusions. I GOT WARRANTS IN EVERY CITY “CEPT HOUSTON I THOUGHT!!! OMG Im scared. Tryin’ to catch me is hard. I also had been drinking and smokin cigs like i do every day. I was drinking gin. Then the fahkin coppers shot at me, I aint gonna be brought up on charges I am friends with millionaires that could easily bail me out also. Blinker goes on and they try to check my tags and check the rear view mirror and shit it was all racial profiling because i am green they were all smiles. I got cash in my glove compartment that they could steal. I laughed at them they cant arrest me cuz ill sue here is a message I HATE YOU!!! I then realised they were fake cops like in that episode of Third Watch, that was so hilarious! They hate when i roll down hills and run off i guess.

Here is a poem about my day

They see me rollin’
They hatin patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty (*4X*)
My music so loud I’m swangin
They hopin’ that they gone catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty (*4X*)

(Try and catch me. Yea)

[Chamillionaire]
Grindin to see if they can see me lean
I’m tense, so it ain’t easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see these gleam
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Now ridin with a new chick, she like “Hold up”
Next to the Playstation controlla
It’s a full clip and my pistolla, send a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain’t know I’m crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryna bone, ain’t tryna have no babies
Ride clean as hell, so I pull in ladies
Laws on patrol and you know they hate me (Know ya hate me)
Music turned up all the way to the maximum
I got speakers, some niggaz tryna jack for some
But we packin somethin and what we have for um
We’ll have a nigga locked up in a maximum, security cell
I’m grippin oak (Oak)
Music loud and I’m tippin slow (Slow)
Twins steady twistin like “Hit this dough”
D’s behind and it’s in re-throwed
Windows down, gotta stop pollution
City change just like, “Who is that producin?”
That’s the Play N Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston/ But I still ain’t losin

[Krayzie Bone]
I’ve been (Cenz.) and smokin, holy shit cause I really can’t focus
I gotta get it home before the po-po’s scope this
Big ole Excursion just swerve’n, all up in the curb’n
A nigga be sippin on the Hennessey and the Gin again
its in again we in the wind
Don’t wanna hold up while I puff on the blunt
I roll another one up, and leave it like we ain’t givin a fuck
I got a blunt up in my right hand
40 0z. in my lap, freezin my balls
Rollin up a tree, green leaves and all
Comin’ pretty deep me and my dogs
Yo’ I gotta hit the back streets
Wanted by the six-five and I got heat
glock, glock shots to the block, we creep creep
Pop pop hope cops dont see me on the low key
With no regard for the law, we dodge ‘em like, “Fuck ‘em all”
But I won’t get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y’all
Keep a gun in car and a blunt to spark
wonder if you want nigga it poppin dog
Ready or not, we bust shots off in the air
Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire (Millionaire)

You wouldn’t think it so, I tryed ta let cha go
Turn on my blanker light, and then I swang it slow
and they upset for fa sho
Cause they think they know
that they catchin me with plenty of the drank and dro’ (No)
So they get behind me, tryna catch my tags
Look in my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they’ll catch me in the wrong, they keep tryin (Keep tryin)
steady denyin that it’s racial profilin
Houston, Texas you can check my tags (Tags)
Pull me over, try to check my slab (Slab)
Glove compartment, gotta get my cash
cause the crooked cops’ll try to come up fast
Bein the balla that I am, I’m talk to them not givin a
damn about them not feelin my attitude
When they realize I ain’t even ridin dirty
Bet you’ll be leavin with an even madder mood (Hahaha)
Then I’ll laugh at you then I’ll have to cruise
Ya my number two on some old school DJ Screw
You can’t arrest me, plus you can’t sue
This is a message to the laws, tell ‘em “We hate you”
I could be tough tell ‘em that they shoulda known
Tippin down, sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone, findin a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn’t stop me
I’m bout to pull up at your home, and it’s on

Songs that need to be addressed

phyllisd — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:48:52 +0000

Two fairly new inappropriate songs have recently come to my attention. The first one is “Don’t Trust Me” by 303. They use some very offensive terminology in their including the verse “Dont trust a hoe” Why cant you trust a hoe they are very trustworthy. I used to be one! Another very offensive thing they say is “Do the helen keller and talk with your hips” Helen Keller was a wonderful civil rights activist and she shouldnt be degraded like that. I realise many people are against Helen for sitting in the front of that bus but i mean lets move on. The next song is LoveGame by Lady Gaga. It is immensely profusly inappropriate! “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” WELL COULD YOU AT LEAST ADD A “CAN I PLEASE”!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO RUDE I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!

Wait a minute!

phyllisd — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:47:52 +0000

The last post said that it was June 1st. It is still May here in NYC though. This site screwed up the date. Im pissed!

GM/June!

phyllisd — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:45:46 +0000

I’m gonna miss those guys at GM they were good while they lasted. They had a good run and made great american cars. I am gonna miss the suburban the most I think I used to drive one of those and it was great. then i got a nissan and it is also very good. Too bad nissans are not american made though. Also tomorrow is June and i am very excited for that it should be warm and me and gerry will be able to go for a nice stroll. I hope we make a new Buck episode soon!

I’M PIIIIISSSSSSSSED!

phyllisd — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:09:46 +0000

Today I was sitting around playing Wii at my summer home, all of the sudden all of the power went out!!!!! WTF?! I ran outside to see what the hell the problem was and then i found out some Effing transformer blew out. HOW THE HELL DID SOME SHIA LABEOUF TRASNSFORMER COME DOWN THE ROAD AND EXPLODE?! I want to get to the bottom of this. optimus prime don’t just come to any neighborhood I’m telling you i was set up. Anyone with info. please contact Buck’s studio.

Obama’s Court Pick

phyllisd — Tue, 26 May 2009 21:48:19 +0000

Barack picked the ugliest of the bunch today by choosing, Sonia Sotomayor or Sodomizer. She is soo ugly and once again B. Hussein Obama screws up and picks someone who has charges against them or that has broken the law.